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“Cheerleaders are powerful women doing amazing group acrobatics. It’s those silly uniforms that make them look like Barbie dolls.”

–Jody Oberfelder, co-director of Wanted: X-Cheerleaders, a performance group of former cheerleaders

“Tampons.”

–actress Lucy “Xena” Lawless, in TV Guide, on what modern, indispensable comfort her character would kill to have

“In 10 professional outings, (I was involved with) exactly two of my co-stars. Just 20 percent. Which, by the way, is well below the national average.”

–actress Ashley Judd, refuting the perception that she dates all of her leading men

“If I met some girl that was great-looking and decided to have a full-fledged affair, I will bet you at the end of the day, she ain’t gonna match up to Goldie for me. So why bother?”

–Kurt Russell, in USA Today, on his 14-year relationships with Goldie Hawn

“Tell all those young studs who think Carol Brady has gorgeous gams to call their mothers — and don’t play ball in the house!”

–Florence Henderson, in Yahoo! Internet Life magazine, on what Mother’s Day advice she has for its predominantly young, male audience