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Birthplace: A small farm.

Marital status: One need not be married to achieve status.

Allergy: Polyester.

Car: A 1988 Austin-Tayshis Mark VI. It`s a charming little limo, with phone, fax, pool and racquetball court.

Working on: Two movie deals, a TV deal, a deal to develop more deals, a line of fashions and a fragrance, ”Ode de Moi.”

The last good movie I saw was: Moi only attends premieres, and I rarely go in.

I stay home to watch: ”The Jim Henson Hour” Friday nights on NBC-TV. Moi just loves that cute little frog.

The book I`ve been recommending lately is: ”Pigs Who Love Frogs and Frogs Who Better Wise Up.”

Most important book I never read: If I didn`t read it, can it really be that importante?

Prized possession: Moi`s pink credit cards.

I`ve never been able to: Travel incognito.

I`m better than anyone else when it comes to: Being better than everyone else.

When nobody`s looking, I: Wave my arms and shout: ”Look at me! Look at me!”

I hope I never have to: Travel coach.

A really great evening to me is: Being hounded for autographs.

The worst advice my mother ever gave me was: ”Wear horizontal stripes.” People who knew me in high school thought I was: Too beautiful for words. I knew I was a grownup when I: Got an agent.

My most irrational act: Buying retail.

My most irrational fear: My pen will run out of ink while I`m signing autographs.

The best time of my life: When I learned how to tell the difference between real diamonds and cubic zirconia.

My friends like me because: I`m a beautiful, charming, talented performer capable of entertaining millions of adoring fans and still being just humble little moi.

My most humbling experience: Pardon?